During an entertaining Q&A session on the Star Connect show on Galaxy TV, Lil Pazo offered some humorous insights into what various well-known Ugandan musicians might be doing if they weren’t making music.
Eddy Kenzo: The “smart wire”
Lil Pazo kicked things off with Eddy Kenzo, humorously suggesting that if Kenzo wasn’t a musician, he would be a “smart wire” – a term often used in Uganda to describe a stylish and charming individual.
Lil Pazo singled out Kenzo’s stylish grooming and called him the “freshest n!gga around town.” Kenzo’s sense of self-care and style would make him stand out in any field, but according to Pazo, it would particularly suit him in this role.
Ykee Benda: The land broker
Next on the list was Ykee Benda, who Lil Pazo believes would thrive as a land broker. His love for wearing suits, or as Pazo puts it, “ayagala nyo okwambala obukalukalu,” indicates a sharp, professional style. His dress would align perfectly with the image of a successful real estate agent.
Ragga Dee: The con man
Ragga Dee was humorously called a potential con man or fraudster by Lil Pazo. While this might sound harsh, it’s because of Ragga Dee’s cleverness and ability to navigate tricky situations.
Pia Pounds: The Ssenga
Lil Pazo saw Pia Pounds as a “Ssenga,” a traditional Ugandan role of a woman who advises married couples on managing their marriages and sexual lives.
Comparing her to Justine Nantume, a well-known Ssenga, Pazo said Pia holds the same qualities and has the potential to offer wisdom and guidance to those seeking advice on intimate and personal matters.
Sheebah Karungi: The devoted housewife
Surprisingly, Lil Pazo imagined Sheebah Karungi as a devoted housewife.
He humorously suggested that she would settle down, have ten children, and live deep in the village of Lwamaggwa.
While Sheebah is known for her fierce independence and her feminist approach, Pazo believes she would be different if she wasn’t a musician.
Alien Skin: The mechanic
According to Lil Pazo, Alien Skin’s love for cars would make him an excellent mechanic. This practical skill and passion for automobiles would translate well into a career in auto repair.l
Fik Gaza: The thief
Lil Pazo’s prediction for Fik Gaza was perhaps the most controversial, suggesting he would be a thief due to his “bad man” persona and violent nature.
Drawing reference to the legendary Tupac Shakur, Pazo implied that Gaza’s rebellious spirit could have led him down a darker path if not for his music career. Thankfully, the music industry provided a creative outlet for his energy.
Winnie Nwagi: The karaoke dancer
Winnie Nwagi was humorously described by Lil Pazo as a potential karaoke dancer. Her ability to whine her waist would undoubtedly make her a star in any dance setting.
Jose Chameleone: The taxi driver
Lastly, Pazo envisioned Jose Chameleone as a taxi driver or conductor because, apparently, he’s street-smart and familiar with the urban landscape.